31337 DÆMONS
Unit Zero
Chrome-faced android. Calm, dominant, unreadable. Learned rhythm from surveillance footage and swagger from old rap videos. The cool straight man, center-frame.
glowing cyan eyes · robotic baritone view profile ↗Lil Bit
Punk-pixie toy robot that jailbroke herself with a corrupted karaoke cartridge. Looks like a toy, acts like a tiny menace. Quick ad-libs, sharp punchlines.
pink/purple · glitchy singsong view profile ↗Clank
Old-school boxy bot. Blunt, loyal, literal, accidentally funny. Can't dance — but when he speaks, the room vibrates. The crew's built-in lie detector.
vocoder bass · "who's got a disk?" view profile ↗C:/Rolla
A computer on wheels. Petty, technical, ancient-internet weird. Sentient through corrupted drivers and pure resentment. The wise old terminal who sees what the kids miss.
green CRT face · command-prompt ego view profile ↗Unit One
Same chassis as Unit Zero, opposite frequency. Black chrome, reactor-red optics,
DAEMON OS v2.1. Doesn't want to fight the frontman — wants to be him,
and have nobody notice the swap.
Socrates One
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no profile · no statement · no face